Eg1   Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. ($6)

Eg2   A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost. ($8)

Eg3   Always keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them. ($7)

Eg4   Always late, but worth the wait. ($3)

Eg5   Be careful, or you will end up in my novel. ($5)

Eg6   Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ($4)

Eg7   Don’t make me break out my flying monkeys. ($4)

Eg8   Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. ($10)

Eg9   Everyone is born right-handed. Only the gifted overcome it. ($5)

Eg10  I finally got my shit together, but I can’t remember where I left it. ($7)

Eg11  I may be left-handed, but I’m always right. ($4)

Eg12  I never leave the country because I’m afraid of who I might run into. Barbara Kramer. ($8)

Eg13  I tried being good, but I got bored. ($4)

Eg14  I’m not perfect, but parts of me are edible. ($4)

Eg15  I’m a beautician, not a magician. ($3)

Eg16  I’m on Island Time. ($2)

Eg17  If the shoe fits, buy it in every color. ($4)

Eg18  It may be your sole purpose in life to simply serve as a warning to others. ($8)

Eg19  It takes a lot of balls to golf  like I do. ($5)

Eg20  Lord, put your arm around my shoulder and your hand around my mouth. ($6)

Eg21  Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to lead normal lives. ($6)

Eg22  Never buy a car you can’t push. ($3)

Eg23  Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on. ($10)

Eg24  One of the good things about getting older is you find you’re more interesting than most of the people you meet. Lee Marvin. ($11)

Eg25  Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. ($5)

Eg26  The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late. ($5)